| Track | Title | Duration | Plays | Rating | Votes |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Rhythm Thief | 5:19 | 5 | 1 | |
| 2 | How Do I Get To Carnegie Hall? | 3:51 | 102 | 9 | |
| 3 | What Are All These Bands So Angry About? | 3:33 | 5 | 0 | |
| 4 | I Married Myself | 4:59 | 3 | 0 | |
| 5 | Ride 'em Cowboy | 4:21 | 34 | 6 | |
| 6 | My Baby's Taking Me Home | 4:43 | 4 | 3 | |
| 7 | Your Call's Very Important To Us. Please Hold. | 4:12 | 3 | 0 | |
| 8 | Ugly Guys With Beautiful Girls | 7:08 | 12 | 3 | |
| 9 | Suburban Homeboy | 2:59 | 6 | 0 |
